FUCK YOU! My car is a GodDamn sailboat!

Sticking it in a space heater does not usually end in pregnancy

Glenn Beck's skeleton.

Obama really wants cake

Pointy chinned pelvisless man is drunk on coffee

Catman murders an elf because he ate all of his cheetos

4 black aliens perform an autopsy on an Ipad.

dinosaur with a train for a hand poking america in the eye

Cute kitty on a coke fueled rampage

a Boy Scout finally becomes a Man Scout

Texas had a botched circumcision

obese blonde woman smokes two cigarettes at once