FUCK YOU! My car is a GodDamn sailboat!

Catman murders an elf because he ate all of his cheetos

4 black aliens perform an autopsy on an Ipad.

dinosaur with a train for a hand poking america in the eye

Sticking it in a space heater does not usually end in pregnancy

Cute kitty on a coke fueled rampage

a Boy Scout finally becomes a Man Scout

Texas had a botched circumcision

Glenn Beck's skeleton.

Obama really wants cake

Pointy chinned pelvisless man is drunk on coffee

obese blonde woman smokes two cigarettes at once