A blonde shirtless starving nord is waving his arms in a rain of blood screaming "Elf blood aaaiaza!"

Doodle or Die

Youtube video of a guy playing Skyrim, casting dual flame spells and proclaiming his undying love for sexy Argonians.

Bratty Dunmer teen complaining that his mother can't tell the difference between rock and metal.

A criminal refuses to pay their bounty to the Riften guard, instead floating away in defiance.

Cute khajiit Katia from that Oblivion webcomic

Please pass on: your best character ever from any TES game being a badass (prev: khajiit stabbing a giant shell-less turtle's brain)

And orc-dunmer halfbreed is telling an outlander to "Shrek urself b4 u rek urself".

A derpy naked Dragonborn 'Fus-Ro!'ing a giant silver moth.

A dunmer man and woman discover a large magic sweetroll.

An illustration from the infamous "Boethia's Pillowbook" with two argonians acting out a carnal scene.

Spriggan is giving birth to (or pooping?) a bloody female torso while a small child is helping (WTF?)

A half-mummified (like some draugr) Greybeard agrees to blow you for a septim.

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