A dunmer man and woman discover a large magic sweetroll.

An illustration from the infamous "Boethia's Pillowbook" with two argonians acting out a carnal scene.

Youtube video of a guy playing Skyrim, casting dual flame spells and proclaiming his undying love for sexy Argonians.

Spriggan is giving birth to (or pooping?) a bloody female torso while a small child is helping (WTF?)

A half-mummified (like some draugr) Greybeard agrees to blow you for a septim.

Summoning Sheogorath with a slice of cheese, a severed head and a fork.

Bratty Dunmer teen complaining that his mother can't tell the difference between rock and metal.

Morrowind's script equals three "War & Peace"s in length, Skyrim's fits in three bulletpoints.

A criminal refuses to pay their bounty to the Riften guard, instead floating away in defiance.

Uhh... some dude staring, telling me not to believe [someone]'s lies. His vacant smile creeps me out.

Cute khajiit Katia from that Oblivion webcomic

"He wore an Iron Helmet, the rest of his face was obscured by a thick brown beard. But his gaze... it will forever haunt my nightmares."