"I wonder is this will taste like bubblegum?" ~Finn

I knew having that affair with that t-rex was gonna come back to haunt me! It better not want child support!!!!

Omg the fuck tornado is back!

Gay pride worms pooping

Im getting away!

Im so hick, i got corn growing outta my ears!

As the prune serenaded his true love Dasiy, the wind sent chills through the air as the moonlight blinded the earth.

As john walked over to the table pouring his pink lemonade, he died.

As the giraffe announced to the world how proud he was to be as white as Micheal Jackson.

Over time the poop molded and became blue and fluffy. It became its own living thing! Now known as Harold.

Mike had a baby 0.0 but you gots a penis!!!!

NO ELF! I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THOSE EROTIC TONES!