Gay pride worms pooping

Im getting away!

Im so hick, i got corn growing outta my ears!

As the prune serenaded his true love Dasiy, the wind sent chills through the air as the moonlight blinded the earth.

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As john walked over to the table pouring his pink lemonade, he died.

As the giraffe announced to the world how proud he was to be as white as Micheal Jackson.

Over time the poop molded and became blue and fluffy. It became its own living thing! Now known as Harold.

Mike had a baby 0.0 but you gots a penis!!!!

NO ELF! I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THOSE EROTIC TONES!

God had fork hands.....what does he do with them!

"I wonder is this will taste like bubblegum?" ~Finn

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Harry rolled over and deeply kissed his love passionately on the lips. "Good morning Voldy". Snake like eyes glinted at his tone.

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