The most glorious image ever conceived on the internet. A satellite orbits around the sun while a rainbow engulfs them both. Mankind cries.

An extremely horrifying lemon. Really, this thing looks like it would eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Godzilla heads over to Glorious Nippon for some late night snacks.

The only thing this pickle wants on his third birthday is to be eaten.

A balloon masquerading as a grown man tells his valentine to get fucked. His valentine is a small child.

World poker championship finals. The audience is revealed to be a huge sea of sausages with a single arm each.

A lumberjack whose hands are too sweaty to grasp a pickle.

Barney is excommunicated by the pope due to being discovered that he is daemon spawn.

Child cries because his pez dispenser has run dry

A half kilo kettle bell on its side.

Everything I touch is diamonds

A factory that renders street urchins into soap