Everything I touch is diamonds

Godzilla heads over to Glorious Nippon for some late night snacks.

The only thing this pickle wants on his third birthday is to be eaten.

A balloon masquerading as a grown man tells his valentine to get fucked. His valentine is a small child.

A factory that renders street urchins into soap

Draw something that happened to you yesterday.

Zop Boobul lands on an uncharted land and proclaims it as Not-Britain.

Bold, blood red initials stare at you menacingly

An old man in a bathtub visits strange and exotic lands far away.

Carrot Top thinks he's still edgy and cool

An alien trying to put sunglasses on top of another pair he is already wearing with his third dexterous appendage.

An angel being sucked into a raging furnace. It begs the question, what happens if they can die? Do they turn into chicken nuggets?