Santa being a retarded butt-skying homo.

Dad found his son's porn stash while high

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Explosive cocaine party.

A furry's wet dream.

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Ghost makes a birthday cake for Ms. Pacman, but is retarded and can't spell Ms. Pacman.

Zeus decides to throw flaming trees on people instead of lightning.

Emo kid tries to rob a transgender man.

Red army communist objecting to his friend, Chim.

Couple of mexicans interrupting a perfectly good bath with their heretic mexican music.

Doodle or Die

Old wizard levitating a lightbulb with his favorite pencil-shaped dildo.

Charmander eating his left arm.

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