A decapitated man runs around his house for the last thirty seconds of his life.

Weeeee! I am running and leaping and dashing and prancing in joy! Because my head is no longer attatched to my body! Huzzah!

A man who is looking for his head.

A headless man is looking for his head under the bed. Little does he know its in the silver bucked in the corner.

...There's a bed. And a headless guy is getting into it with blood squirting out his neck. His head is on a sleeping bag on the floor.

Man lies in a bathtub of ice, the Mexicans have both kidneys. :)

Couple of mexicans interrupting a perfectly good bath with their heretic mexican music.

Hillblilly gets laid but pre ejaculated and wife is mad

NO_, except the O is a face.