A compass, a ruler and a pencil are betting on who gets to cross the road faster.
A shit road
the road is angry at the turds left upon it
The highway is not amused with your shit
Toilet Paper is angry at its intended use.
A roll of toilet tissue vows to avenge some used toilet tissue floating in the toilet.
Toilet paper is angry at a toilet.
A roll of toilet paper getting angry at a toilet, who has schadenfreude.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!