Today is the birthday cake's birthday, and he has never been happier.
The brownie was overwhelmed at the lack of exits in the building.
Draw the Aperture Science logo
Tap dancing amoeba with a bunch of internet memes as backup dancers.
A $5 foot long from Subway
A dancing breakfast burrito
ynip noy peedly deedle
Man, this fucking gasmask makes it hard to talk.
a king whines of too many hos
A horse getting a censored erection to a human porn magazine.
Coming home to an empty house.
Poop surfing on a surfboard.
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