I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
the guys eyes are looking in opposite directions
That toddler is Evil and full of derp. Not just because he's ginger, either!
a beefcake whose head floated away from his neck somehow
Red 1 plus Blue 1 does not equal Green 1
math or some shit
The Happy Mask Salesman with his creepy angry eyes-open face declares "Yum!" as he finally stares into a woman's vagina
stupid person dying
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!