Excuse the lack of the correct terminology but a ninja from Naruto shoots some lightning or something.
afghan woman with burka using a flash like energy beam (muslamic raygum?) and sends it to the east (probably destroying china)
giant black guy fires a nuclear laser on earth
Spaceball is puking green something on the earth
god barfing on the earth causing acid rain
the earth gets fucked by giant angel
some horny angel is fucking the earth
A giant woman in a white dress is going to crush the earth, and she has a very sadistic smile on her face.
this woman is really enormous
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!