the king of all chickens
why is this baseball excited? it must be his birthday!
batman uses garden clippers to kill a carrot.
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giant black guy fires a nuclear laser on earth
A lazy pole not cleaning my toilet
Mmm, dick
red man lying in the red bed and crying while blue face looking in is red room into the window
faget gabe newell shits out half-life 3 through his head while his stomach engorges shit
a tree and a chair havin' a fight
BBQ is murder!
the green triangle of doom
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