Well aren't you just the happiest carrot! :D

a Kiwaii carrot

a carrot with a bug on it?

A spider and her carrot.

a spider in love with a carrot

spiders love carrots

A spider eating a carrot. That it fell in love with. Forbidden love, only, spider's don't eat carrots. SO THE LOVE SHALL GO ON.

A fat spider eating a carrot wearing lipstick while telling the carrot he loves her.

spider loving that carrot

A spider givin' a lil loooovin' to a carrot.

rocket dick!

Penis aliens in outer space looking at earth from their dick spaceship

dick destroys the world from his control pael

George W. Bush

A bush named George W.

George W. Bush as a tree

old man is reincarnated as a tree.... he is not happy

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic crap.

Supersonic speed is the shit

A chicken flying a helicopter.

Man confused by a chicken piloting a helicopter

Duck, get out of that helicopter. You are not a pilot. You do not know how to drive an airplane.

house explodes and roof flies off; kog comes out

kog come out of a burning house?

A cog is flung outside of a burning building.

a dust bunny escaping from a burning building.

A dust bunny jumping out of an explosion

Dust bunny fatalism

Bunneh!!!!!

A happy pink bunny holding a feather

pink rabbit

Giant disembodied pink dog head terrorizes earth! Run!

Pink dog with a KKK hat.

a KKK courage the cowardly dog

lips. or a double sided tampon

whore mouth

Big red lips

charlie's mouth

telephone

A poorly drawn computer.

computer looking out the window wishing he was wireless

Robot crying black tears, wishing he had WiFi.

A robot is sad because it doesn't come with wifi.

Robot has major communication problems.