You are trying to convince a man that you are a doctor, but he's not buying it
Albert Einstein doesn't know shit.
This apple likes Motley Crue.
Strawberry man cannot believe how perverted radish man is
im 12 and what is this
a dust bunny escaping from a burning building.
Random explosion of pie.
The Pac-Man Ghosts have eaten Pac-Mans eyes. But they're regretting it now, because secretely Pac-man is their only friend.
it's a mutie cat.
Spiderman is web-slinging around the city, but only shooting webs through his butt hole.
A small, wadded piece of green gum (with an adorable face, arms and legs) was apparently "A BI".
A one-thousand dollar bill tied to a pink balloon hovering over starving children.
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