wanna contract?
make a contract and become a magical girl /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
An unsigned contract for a sex change, probably for an untalented witch doctor.
Witch is considering a sex change
mario has a breakdown
Mario walks in on Luigi and Princess Peach engaging in rough anal sex. Mario says "Mamma Mia!" and pulls out his shotgun on the two of them.
mario saw something he shouldnt have
Mario discovers a murder seen, all we see is a closeup of Mario crying, saying his catchphrase and blood in the background.
Mario deeply mourns for the death of his long-time arch-nemesis Bowser.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!