Mario's squid shows off on a skateboard
goldfish crackers are eating people! It's a massacre!
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Mickey Mouse is furious at the exhaust, the pollution, of a small car. A Fuldamobil-like car that is also a brown mushroom.
Mario walks in on Luigi and Princess Peach engaging in rough anal sex. Mario says "Mamma Mia!" and pulls out his shotgun on the two of them.
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The circle of life...dude looks at fat ass, sperm meets egg, then a fetus....and so it goes...
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