Microsoft Word™ 2018
Clippy gains psychic, demonic powers.
Clippy (MS Word) wants to rick roll you. You have no choice, it's like declining Chuck Norris.
Rickrolled by clippit
Very lonely paperclip longs for human interaction, although he's obsolete.
Microsoft's Clippy is sad because his nudist owner ran off with a nudist lady.
A paperclip is distressed by nudity
A grey... duck(?) reads a playboy
A duck masturbating to play boy
A duck who has playboy magazine ju for the articles
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!