A Nazi Snake as fallen in love with a British solider
blue midget longs for a green midget lover to make hearts with
Cannabis driving a car is happy the traffic lights turn to green.
Justin Bieber getting shot in the head with a carrot
Gandalf calls you a bro.
Previous artist was impressed by something, appears to have derailed. Draw a zombie eating a flower.
Lester from Skate or Die (look it up if you have to)...
A green alien with a football-shaped mouth, three breasts and four tentacles.
"This event happened in the Gulf of Mexico and killed thousands of shore birds."
Hipster Volcano is too underground for eruptions
Rodney Dangerfield makes a porcupine's day. And I mean really, really makes it's goddamn day.
On a sunny spring day, a pair of black boobs shoot lasers at the brave warrior, setting him on fire.
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