batter shoving handful after handful of meat into his mouth

batter eats hugo's ham and japhet

don't do it batter don't eat that ham it's evil

batter is confused by devil ham

The Batter purifies evil ham

batter whacks away the nasty ham

Batter trades out his pants for a short black skirt and scores a home run while screaming 'HAAAAAAAAAAM'

I don't care what Zacharie told you, Batter. That pleated miniskirt is not combat armor. Also, "Haaaaaam" is a terrible battle cry.

Batter with a skirt wont allow you to tell him what to do