"I apologise dear puppeteer, but if I were to be alongside the Batter then who would be our items merchant? Surely no one as qualified as I"
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The Batter no longer craves the booty and The Queen assumes that he wants Zacharie instead. She admits that he has a "choice ass" though.
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Albino killer walrus with no eyes.
Gumby the Killer has cornered a really sweaty girl.
Tree tentacles - no one is safe.
zacharie treats a rather large wound across the batter's stomach while ordering to lie still.
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batter has wicked arm tattoos
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zacharie tries to pretend to be santa.
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A creeper mocks a newbie for returning to his belongings after a death, only to encounter another creeper without a sword!
Rainbow Glasses?
Zacharie and Batter play in a ball bit
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Various pictures of Batter. Interpret this how you wish.
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