CAPTAIN KIRK THIS IS SPOCK, PLEASE STEP ON THE TRANSPORTER.
Spock (now sporting an Alfalfa-esque cowlick) tells Captain Kirk to quit farting around.
An elf/ogre is telling "Kirk" to grow up.
An alien is telling kirk to grow up
Kirk is ridiculed for his childish alien costume by his trekkie friends.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!