The Katana isn't useful for only killing and slicing enemies of the Emperor... it's useful for slicing vegetables aswell!
katana + fruit
Showing newborn watermelon to crowd (Like baby simba in lion king)
Karkat lusus holds him up to the fandom
EMBRACE THE FANDOM
A man boils his tighty-whitey underwear in a pot of water for 3 hours. He is mad when he checks on them and the stains haven't come out yet
An angry white man is looking at the skid marks in his underpants. "FUCKIN' DIARRHEA STAINS! MY WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME!!!"
AW SNAP
snap to it
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!