man tells jesus to fuck off and jesus retorts with the best come back
attack on mustache
venus fly trap eatin a cow
Graffiti
eat toy tee
the end of the world
cheeky monkeys
The hottest new iPhone game, "Hand Basket Hell"
Someone opens a refridgerator door, only to see a dozen dead lemmings tumble out. Poor suicidal lemmings...
You have been murdered by the dastardly evil purple triangle and its dagger of deathly doom! (mwahaha)
Someone who is excessively grateful. In the face.
Spiderman is, surprisingly enough, actually terrified of spiders. But, it's okay. They are scared of him too.
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