A potato fight
A brosn rock hits anothe brown rock just because he's an asshole
a slice of bread calls another slice of bread covered in jelly an ugly twat
Bread being mean to toast with jelly.
A very old loaf of bread picks on a slice of bread with jam
Moldy ham
a nice piece of ham covered in boogers
pink dragonball
bootleg dragon ball z
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!