A man watching CNN, peeing broccoli and he's incontinent of faeces.
Wet dream
Nice day in the ocean
A Darth Vader snowman yells "NOOOOOO..."
A flamingo looks suspiciously at a neck. The flamingo believes that the cloud looks like its neck.
two options. octopus dipped in orange juice or toast covered in human skin and urine.
a rubber duck going down a waterfall
A silver pebble anally probes a humanoid rabbit that is large and green.
Tarzan slaying Godzilla while mounting Shrek
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A very old loaf of bread picks on a slice of bread with jam
Superman being shot in the chest multiple times by a CoD Addict with a LMG, hoping he will get a MOAB and kill everyone in an annoying way.
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