Anatomically correct skeleton at the cemetery nurses a glass of vodka with precisely two ice cubes. The bottom of the glass is red.
Skeleton drinking his misery away, weeping that it is on the borderline between life and death.
Skeleton pirate can't open his rum!
Drunk skeleton that is very upset he cannot open his rum.
Slenderman drank too much rum and is sad he can't murder any more.
A crying man with floating extremities longs for Rum. Guess he's an alcoholic.
Crying baby hitting the sauce and realizing its empty.
Drunken baby cries next to alcohol bottle.
Baby carrot is drunk
A carrot is lowered into lava in one of those cage things from Temple of Doom.
A Carrot falling in Lava, as he says "I Nay NO!"
Carrot says no to getting peeled.
Carrot standing up for himself
Carrot stands up to tomato supremacist
Tomato offers an unlit torch. Carrot refuses it.
Carrot is horrified at what a magic staff can do
A carrot is very alarmed to see an animated magic staff moving on its own
A carrot screaming at an orange stick.
carrot assault and cat with whyboner.jpg
A carrot, an orange cat's head, and an orange jizzing penis. In the corner is the word "Carroted!"
A cat and a carrot. Possibly a penis in the top right, I might just be seeing cocks in everything at this point though.
Aw, green kitty's eating a wittle carrot. What a special kitty!
a green cat meows at a carrot who's stuck in a black void
Green kitty makes the carrot cry.
Carrot is tired of strange green shape bothering him.
carrot isn't really scared of zombie vines.
Stoned carrot admires angry graffiti.
A crust punk carrot, rebelling against the Broccoli establishment.
"no fx" punk flips brocoli the bird
Great people don't eat green things. They don't eat broccoli.
A naked brute violating a stem of broccoli
Tree penis.
mutant broccoli leek with balls
a green thing suck a cock in a black box. The cock has a green middle, white balls and red tip.
wow its fuckign nothing
A sad attempt at doing the task that was given
The drawing is what it is. Yes.
Asian musician describes what he is.
Confused.com
A 404 page.
The skull is sad to inform you: error 404
Error: Pirate not found
Ever since my nose turned into a meatball my crippling depression has gone!!!
Guy gets hit with a cookie in his face
Simple man looks straight into the eyes of a chocolate chip cookie.
YAY COOKIES!
Hey want some of this?
My dick when it sees a vagina/other dick.
Happy Penis!
stargazing mushrooms
Goombas on the Moon, planning the next move of their Space Program.
An eight year old that is pretending to be twelve.
a man describing a naked man
Man enjoys the name Dick.
Man loves to say dick, and proceeds to say it a whole bunch of times, laughing a bit.
the reaction people get after seeing mah penis.
A man who is pleased.
pleased guy
chill guy with awesome hair
Man with a mullet gives thumbs up. He is raising one eyebrow and has something written on his shirt.
hippie giving a thumbs up
ganstah hippie
tf2 demoman in a rainbow jumpsuit
Shape-shifting comic book hero enjoying some nice weather.
Hipster Lounge chair on a beach
Brain on a beach.
A brain relaxing on a beach, in front of the soothing waves. I wonder what's on his mine *ba-dum-psh*
A scenic picture of a beach. It is captioned by 'bitches n' hoes'
Misogyny Ahoy!
Popcorn
Popcorn soon to be eaten to death. Forever.
Anger-based popcorn consumption.
A redheaded man conquering a bowl of popcorn. WITH A FIST!
Man punches popcorn
dont punch, you will mess everything fool
ginger dresses as Rafael from the TMNT. God, what a shitty costume.
a teenage superhero with a trident
happy devil
Happy satan with a cool mustache
demon cat beep beep meow
An evil devil cat has a remote control which willalters fate. Can it be stopped before the world is destroyed?!!
A dog with a cheese grater hanging from its nose ring pretends to be a cat, and proclaims ownership to the futures of all persons
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!