a noodle that shoots rockets
Johnny gets boners at the worst times!
a bee wants to eat a flower
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Two friends talk about a cloud peeing another cloud into existence.
mario, with cement blocks on for feet, drowns in a lake where two red fish come to greet his body.
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Purple ghost thinks Pac-Man can eat a dick.
A orange hand reaches into a bowl of salad while someone says let's go to arbys
A stage manager has had enough of an idiot actor's bullshit and calls him on it in the middle of an eskimo-centric musical number.
A man ... killing ... someone because of an >> ( KNEE ) -> joke ... the "clown" isn't even noticing, but there is blood EVERYWHERE!
that doctor from idiocracy played by that guy from the apple commercials got his license on the moon
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