The little baby cries as his father abandons him
A well dressed man with a fancy mustache and cane walks away from a sad baby, leaving it to rot like the garbage it is.
Guy Threw a baby in le Trash
Someone has thrown out a perfectly good puppy (except he only has one eye and weird ears...but otherwise PERFECTLY good!)
huuurrr dduuuurrr derplephant
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!