a stapler.
A stapler getting angry because he can't staple a rock.
Marijuana
how about no
A naked stick figure is rejected yet again by the blonde woman of his dreams.
A thought bubble containing a spider wearing a wig saying "NO!".
Insecure man's latent bi-curiosity manifests itself in the form of a despairing transvestite arachnid wailing in his mind
bull fighter
Bunny-Cow-Man admires his manicure.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!