Alien pornography!
The reason Germany lost WWII.
depressed man stares out into the sea... with a boner
A man being blown out of a whistle.
Who's baby is that? It sure aint mah baby.
snow white accidentally killed her granny with a blue vaccuum cleaner.... :(
spARTA
An aroused pig saying something about giving some ass to the back of a t-rex
A football comes sailing toward his face, and is about to hit him right in the kisser.
PraiseJesus spotted, you are annoying as hell.
Ninja professes his love, it's awkward
MC Hammer went broke
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