Doodle or Die

A cloaked man uses a pendulum strapped to his testicles to tell the alignment of the stars

Doodle or Die

A woman who works in a restaurant gets fired for trying to turn her left breast into a delicious bagel.

The Japanese flag, only the sun is purple. #WHOS +

Princess Jasmine with a hot dog in her rectum

The National Razor

Trump eating a Mexican's foot

Doodle or Die

Jesus's Father's Day gift to God is a well deserved punch to the face.

An ad for Jello, buy one, get five free chocolate salty balls

Doodle or Die

Mario getting brutally sodomized by oranges with hats

I don't believe you

PETA's gonna be pissed

"Looks like somebody died. Oh well."

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