A jar of jelly pisses in the mouth of a jar of peanut butter while the sun watches in horror

Doodle or Die

A meteor strikes the earth, killing all of the sage toads.

Doodle or Die

John Lennon's ashes return for one last show

God hates furries

Pig vs gnome

Drunk lizard gets approval from the sun

New Chain

Crazy feminists

Squirrel on a wall

The Japanese flag, only the sun is purple. #WHOS +

A yellow potato with legs swimming in piss

Princess Jasmine with a hot dog in her rectum

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