Rick Santorum's campaign carries on despite him undergoing a surgical procedure to replace half his face with a pair of buttocks.

The aftermath of my ill-fated baby + blender crossbreeding experiments.

John Boehner attacks flying pieces of Swiss cheese with his inhumanly massive claws.

Royale with Cheese and a Swanky Hat.

Silverware battles for supremacy.

Gorilla warfare.

A collapsed existentialist is being urinated on from an unseen source above.

With great effort, a wizard shits out a living shit-golem.

Corruption of Champions.

A couple of flies near an ice cream cone. One is heavily transfixed on the ice cream.

A tornado of blue dishwashing liquid scoffs at the petty concerns of mortals.

An mean-spirited cherry berates a down-on-his-luck banana.