The aftermath of my ill-fated baby + blender crossbreeding experiments.

A tornado of blue dishwashing liquid scoffs at the petty concerns of mortals.

An mean-spirited cherry berates a down-on-his-luck banana.

John Boehner attacks flying pieces of Swiss cheese with his inhumanly massive claws.

An orange blob creature vomits up articles of clothing.

Royale with Cheese and a Swanky Hat.

This turtle's gonna huff and puff and blow your house down, pigs.

A talkative woman falls madly in love with a grim, stoic man.

A cactus man is digested alive by a malicious, yellow fog.

A green, obese alien makes sweet, sweet love to a sentient tomato.

Rick Santorum's campaign carries on despite him undergoing a surgical procedure to replace half his face with a pair of buttocks.

A bipedal, hydrocephalic cat is probably speaking Japanese or something into a mobile phone.