The president is forced to pose for a portrait in front of a wall of shit.

Voldemort must consume unicorns to sustain his existence.

Old West guy with red bandana over his face narrows his eyes at a steaming sausage.

Piece of toast with anthropomorphic smiling butter.

a mouse on a red trike that's having an identity crisis because it should be a moose.

Butt Drugs.

Fun Fact Ninja Star Trek Crab tells you the actor who played Odo in Deep Space 9 voiced the chef in the Little Mermaid.

The anthropomorphic splattered remains of the kids in that Australian stay in school ad tell you to stay in school.

Disembodied floating eyes, upper fangs, and red hair saying "no"

Purple suited Santa against a purple background with a cigarette butt for a hat says "Merry Buttmas!"

"Mayor Ghost chuggin 2 cokes"

A smoking unicorn with censored nipples says "Trust me kid U don't wanna know"