Luigi side-eyes the Coke can.

Weird skinny horse head is hoarse.

My Little Pony made of shit whose cutie mark is a saw.

Man gives "le poker face" when confronted with elephant dong.

Butt Drugs.

Ninja crab is so happy!

Fun Fact Ninja Star Trek Crab tells you the actor who played Odo in Deep Space 9 voiced the chef in the Little Mermaid.

The anthropomorphic splattered remains of the kids in that Australian stay in school ad tell you to stay in school.

I kicked your monkey then I used your goat.

Blond-haired boy cries because his green dog bit off his hands.

Black man asks if fornication with someone of the same race is enough.

Stickman explodes in the worst backfire of the Avada Kedavra curse the wizarding world's ever seen. "That wasn't supposed to leave a mark."