RUDOLPH IS DONE FUCKING AROUND! After a few months of muay thai lessons, he is ready for his first bout. come at him.

its a poop named pop! someone should really write a song about him!

Giant winged eye monster has pinkeye from leaving contacts in too long. it screams "EYE M YUr AnGle", in its ghastly nativve language.

step 1: break up wif gf. step 2: get bak togethr. stpep 3: repeet after me -"Dam it feels gud to bee a gansta. Dam sun, dam. Das' col'."

Zeus reminds you he is awesome. Menacing clouds, bolts of lightning, and a giant pointed hand only means that he loves you.

Game over man. The pig is flying. I think we've all got bets to cash in.

blind fish can't find himself, and not in an existentialist sort of way. He literally cant find himself

young man chasing his magic blackboard around the classroom as it flies away and taunts him by displaying incorrect math equations.

stupid heart! I laugh at you there, on the ground, as I walk by.

Cops and townies may seem different, but in reality they are indeed the same badly drawn blob, separated by a thick black line

The ousted 5th blue man group member squints his eyes as he plots his suddden but inevitable revenge. We all know who the real star is.

Check your privilege! That amorphous blob you're making fun of has a name! Its Clyde! and clyde is not confined by primitive gender binaries

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