its a poop named pop! someone should really write a song about him!

Cops and townies may seem different, but in reality they are indeed the same badly drawn blob, separated by a thick black line

The ousted 5th blue man group member squints his eyes as he plots his suddden but inevitable revenge. We all know who the real star is.

Check your privilege! That amorphous blob you're making fun of has a name! Its Clyde! and clyde is not confined by primitive gender binaries

Frank the furnace makes a startling realization while spitroasting a block of tofu. His entire life is has been nothing but __________ !!

Giant winged eye monster has pinkeye from leaving contacts in too long. it screams "EYE M YUr AnGle", in its ghastly nativve language.

Doodle or Die

pudding cat has a sinister new look, and hes a-looking to test its effectiveness... on you!

Casper visits his trailerpark dolly girl, telling her he used to be beau. The womens name is Tiful. that's right, Tiful, He used to be beau.

Awww, a cute love letter to a significant other about love and gooey stuff. Her name is. Drugs? waaaaiit a minute, you're trynta fool again!

step 1: break up wif gf. step 2: get bak togethr. stpep 3: repeet after me -"Dam it feels gud to bee a gansta. Dam sun, dam. Das' col'."

New Chain

A man in a sombrero asks a donkey to watch his pet potted cactus while while he goes off to whiz. The Wild Desert Cacti are all laughing.

A row of Hoola Hoops attempts a daring jump, with fire below and fire above. They also perhaps do not see the irony in the situation.

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