A grotesque fourth-dimensional being dictates our reality with his pencil. His ilk does not look kindly upon turtle trainers.

"I'M NOT JFK! STOP THIS CAR!"

A green stick figure's head falls off as he slips on the word "Then"

A transparent man eats a game of billiards. The cue is a carrot.

An orange beholds the spilled blood of his brothers

"It can't be sexual harassment. I heard it on the internet! Make me a sandwich lol bich get it boss?"

80s Rock opera about the "King of Space". Many wardrobe regrets.

A crocodile with a mouth full of nachos is tempted by a donut hole

A person with the word "Gay" shaved into the back of his hair just hit someone.

Monkey in novelty overalls referring to the size of his genitals

The carrot gotham deserves

"Those creepy fuckin' twins who each got one leg and they just hop around while holding hands cause that way they form a full person."

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