"Those creepy fuckin' twins who each got one leg and they just hop around while holding hands cause that way they form a full person."

Knock knock. It's a trap! You cannot trap me! The Ratboy Genius!

Jake's church. There is a C in the sky. C for Crips.

Polka (,dot). How sporting.

Santa's ambition.

Rudolph is one bad motherfucker. Santa says "YOU SANAVA BIIITCH" and they flex biceps like that scene in Predator.

A sock partakes in some strange social media fad. "I'm smocking!"

Man idly wonders "Where is everyone?" He refers to the fact that his two eyebrows were replaced by a single centrally located one.

Blonde boy is afraid of stylish ghouls.

A grotesque fourth-dimensional being dictates our reality with his pencil. His ilk does not look kindly upon turtle trainers.

Carl Sagan walks into a coffee shop and starts talking. The barista listens politely, not completely understanding.

Mario doesn't ever want to watch Shrek again. Not even once.