The face of a true murderer

Fire medicine - Cures the cold *BADUM TSS*

He doesn't know what a TJPAC is. T is for Tortillas, J is for Jalapeños, and Pac is short for Pack. It's a Taco Bell meal. You're welcome.

The guy is really in love with his book. The weird part is: It's mutual.

Robot gets screwed all by himself

The pirate's ship, Tugger, is sinking in the sunset. The pirate don't mind, though. He still got his barrel of rum.

Samurai's "bad conscience" [you know, that little devil] sits on his shoulder and hurts his honor calling him gay. Samurai cries.

George Lucas talks about his next big hit, involving 3 guys, the Grim Reaper and a living exclamation mark.

9gagger goes to his shelf of unfunny, overused, dead, stupid memes to get material for his next shitty comic. His life is a waste.

This egg is a chef. His specialty is probably not omelet, because that would be cannibalism,

"SHOT THROUGHT THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!" [but seriously, it's a heart with a bullet in it]

Tired of living in his brother's shadow, Luigi finally defeats Mario in a battle to the death