Satan says to a priest, "you might have been in more children then i have." Priest replies, "lol oh you, touche Satan, touche."

The pope and ...the devil

heaven and hell, and hell is totally winning

satan mocking god

A little devil sitting on the shoulder of Jesus whispers "ur gay" and this upsets Jesus, who sheds a tear.

Samurai's "bad conscience" [you know, that little devil] sits on his shoulder and hurts his honor calling him gay. Samurai cries.