A farmer with a pancake on his head commanding his chicken army to take over the world.
That bro can't play his 'fucling guitor' and is all wobbley from a stroke, apparently.
boobies in a pushup
barber's pole zoom 200x
Man gina
When a lemon in shades with a handgun invites you to the milk bar, you best not decline.
Wise words of wisdom given to us by our friendly neighborhood ninja turtles
a squid popping out of a jack in the box.
Will Smith for president.
Some guy standing in front of Hitler naked
Pencil bug.
Beat the marma-lacle with the gigaton hammer
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