Strongbad from Homestar Runner (or a man in a Mexican Wrestler mask, anyway) hugs broccoli in ecstasy. He LOVES that stuff.

I think the Wendy's chick just jumped down my throat, dude, can you check?

A green sea serpent is being told NO by everybody. Surrounded by NO's. Poor green sea serpent can't do anything he wants!

THUMB IN THE PUNCH, LOOKOUT.

Prometheus gives the gift of fire -- right onto a dude's FACE! Oh BURN!

Pickle's got warts.

Mark Goatson is sick of being mistaken for this Louis Ziffer guy, whoever that is.

Insane Clown Posse dude is not as intimidating when he's 62.

You want my cheese, says the demented rat. Come at me, bro.

Tissue box faces the reality of his fate.

Abraham Lincoln lost inside TRON.

Egad, freaky awful nightmare thing. A brown doglizard with massive black eyes, no ears, stringy claws and a bit ugly butt.