Two heavenly angels drop french fries in a first edition copy of "Bible stuff and More" and then sing about it.

Handsome Squidward gazes at you with a soft expression. He has not seen you in several years, and the warm memories of you flood back.

An angry telephone dial shits out a medieval lion.

A man is not amused by the pile of feces upon his head.

A headless elephant with a lovely swirl of chocolate frozen yogurt on its back. The yogurt has a face!

This lady can't read the price tag because she has too much eye makeup on.

A T-rex gets really close to give you a hug.

Kawaii anime purple haired Doctor Who hopes that vase-senpai notices him today.

E.T. performs his tribal mating dance at a small disgruntled creature with prominent nipples and no arms or legs.

The Pretty Prince of Parties

A worm that is also a salt shaker

Don't be happy you little shit.