A man is not amused by the pile of feces upon his head.

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The Pretty Prince of Parties

A worm that is also a salt shaker

Don't be happy you little shit.

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A toothbrush plus an orange battery

A short man doesn't know if a woman loves gum

A Green and a blue jellybean on a box of dates.

A headless elephant with a lovely swirl of chocolate frozen yogurt on its back. The yogurt has a face!

Harry Potter in a gold track jacket casting his newest muffin spell.

A pretty lady tells a therapist about her problems. He does not care. :(

Matt Damon is squinting because he cannot see through the blinding ray of light coming from Tom Hanks.

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