John Madden cannot hit earth because he's so cool he's frozen in space
A giant space marble is trying to eat Sanic
Bronies on 4chan
Two letters "T" are tragically separated by a wall in the form of a T. Also irony.
Detective cookie monster knows you are full of lies and he won't have any of it. Prepare for torture.
A McDonald's "food" dispenser.
A strip of bacon is starting to go bad under the searing sun
A carrot tornado ravages the desert
A fat multicolored caterpillar climbs invisible leaves
A tidal wave of shiny water
A house grows spikes as it goes "nope"
Demon telephone licks you in the ear